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"There’s no such thing as magic - not real magic, anyway. Magic’s just when you convince the universe to believe some incredibly outrageous lie. Believe me, I know. I’ve told a few corkers in my life. Like any habitual liar, though, I spend too much time these days trying to cover my grubby little tracks. All that bluster and bravado and bullshit - you get a right nasty headache just thinking about it. Deceit piled up deceit. Magic upon magic. Oh, what a tangled web we weave, eh?”

"There’s no such thing as magic - not real magic, anyway. Magic’s just when you convince the universe to believe some incredibly outrageous lie. Believe me, I know. I’ve told a few corkers in my life. Like any habitual liar, though, I spend too much time these days trying to cover my grubby little tracks. All that bluster and bravado and bullshit - you get a right nasty headache just thinking about it. Deceit piled up deceit. Magic upon magic. Oh, what a tangled web we weave, eh?”